To the person that took a bag of groceries out of my cart while I was helping my girlfriend bag her own groceries….  Get fucked!

To think that you had the audacity to take them while I was right there but had my back turned.

I’d like you to know that I didn’t even notice until I got home and I assumed it simply got mixed into my girlfriend’s groceries.  Something I know now isn’t true.

So when I’m hungry by the end of the week, I have you to thank.  Since you were at the grocery store as well I can only assume you bought food of your own so I hope you enjoy mine as well.

Wishing death upon you,

Michael.